Large Hadron Collider Has Black Hole Button

Hopefully you all have been keeping up with the Large Hardon Collidor project. It's a $9 billion, 17-mile long particle accelerator between France and Switzerland. Some people are freaking out because they think it could cause a black hole and suck us all in. The purpose of the project is to prove/disprove the Big Bang theory. No matter what the result I'm sure they'll find out some cool stuff.